2026-01-11
Funny Requests

Request From Mental Institution

I originally intended to give this man a quote, but Gemini crashed worldwide when I asked for an interpretation (January 10-13, 2025)

Via Email. He booked a call on Calenly too.

I originally intended to give this man a quote, but Gemini crashed worldwide when I asked for an interpretation (January 10-13, 2025)

Editors note: I corrected the spelling mistakes because the original text was near impossible to read.

Date: January 9, 2025 (11:52 PM)
From: [REDACTED]
To: Ben Löcsei
Subject: quick web site

BEN! I am [REDACTED], an ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY EXPERT

Me and the team have searched out for your website. and the work was sufficient to satisfy me. I have left comments how to make these works better in chrome. This is free for your convenience.

Let me explain this to you: My Company is an advanced science expert. My team is researching technology for charging and battery technology (the technology now is based in lies of science). We will have a revolution tomorrow and want to predefine a web site that is hosted by the gallery. Can you do it?

Here is the information

WARNING! This is a special theory many normal people will tell you it is impossible. But BEN, can you not understand that all science experts are lying to you? Grow up! Because you are a talent you MUST UNDERSTAND how they are look at you everywhere and send this to the internet (Russia, china, europa, USA, new zealand, are working together) Do you want this?

Immediately send me and my team the pricing of a website. and I have already written the website for you!! (I am very good at it). This is a very urgent because every human will buy it exponentially. Please read the quote carefully so you can self-assuredly send my team information.

What is this website? BEN, I have already written it!!!

The center page. This is where the menu and the picture lives. The buttons are exactly this: logo (our logo), the slogan (Advanced World Energy and must be full screen and minimum 4k minimum (apple monitor). The other buttons are as described above.

When the web site is loading on a telephone, the web site CAN NOT REMAIN. This is very important and my team is researching for work around it. BEN please be patient!! It will come like everything is coming.

THE WEBSITE MUST MAKE MONEY FOR R&B because we need to do a research. What are you promising? (visitations, settings). When do you upload tomorrow?

The website must be free to live anywhere on earth. Norway. Scandinavia or other parts of the world.

The website must be a dictionary for every country. This is happening because everyone will buy it and can speak much less english then I.

Must be live in GOOGLE!!!. This is a search engine and the people will want to buy it . Do you understand? So many people must find this machine and buy. Paypal credit card, bitcoin, cash

I hope you understand.

When the website has sold enough money we will commence finishing the research and pay you whenever you want. There is no reason for this!! Every electricity is going to be free immediately. PLEASE CREATE THIS WEBSITE. Do you want your children to live forever?

Here are the specification

Must be on Webflow and Google

Must have an email service (on page)

Photo gallery of the machine is first and must not load Google There is a lot of research in history. There are all lies. The website must understand this and people want to read about reality BEN!!!!

The website must tell me who I am! Everybody knows who I am and they need the information.

Can you do a photography? Do you come to this land often?

Must be available in App Store and play on cars (many people don’t like the internet!!)

I must have OVER 500 photographs of the video in the machine. Can you do it? When can you come? Do this website today so people do not have to suffer and lied to. Because it is a big problem. I hope you know.

When can you start? Here is all the information

(link to youtube video of an “infinite energy machine" I’m not sure whether or not is associated with the enquirer, so I'm not posting it because I’m afraid this man will show up at my house)

Do this now Ben and everything will come as you wish for!

I love you and your family.

[REDACTED], CHIEF OFFICER

please send pricing for free offer to [weird email address]. When can you send the website today?

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