The request
Date: February 14, 2026 (1:32 PM)
From: [REDACTED]
To: Ben Löcsei
Subject: -
(No greeting, he dives right in. I appreciate pragmatic people)
Project Goal - Create an AI-driven B2B platform that:
- Connects businesses across the European Union in 5 main industries (Bank, Real Estate, Construction, Hospitality, Tourism)
- Allows companies to browse products/services in a virtual wholesaler
- Automatically matches buyers/sellers using AI
- Handles commissions for every transaction (double commission!!)
- Image gallery: Free movement across 4 dimensions
Platform Functions
- Registration (predictive forms), text to image profile pictures (ensure logo always remain intact, no color change)
- Product and service catalog (450.000 companies)
- AI matching
- Individual commission management (individual commissions, double commissions)
- Automated communication
- Predictive AI dashboard
- Exclusive offers
- AI copilot
- Natural language input (navigation) - key selling point must be prioritized (beta test, life analytics, user journeys)
Tech Specs
- Highly scalable web platform with AI-powered CMS to edit content using natural language
- Image to database generation
- AI user profiling, automatic e-mail campaigns, individual landing pages (automatic)
Phases
Phase 1. MVP: As described
Phase 2. Full Version: different locales (up to 24 languages spoken in EU, key selling point and is part of phase 1!), Predictive search, AI blog (all locales, must create content and images automatically (minimum 2k resolution, up to 4k in phase 1!!!) Text to video, user generation
Budget: €2.500
One should bite off more than they can chew, so…
Date: February 16, 2026 (2:14 AM)
To: [REDACTED]
From: Ben Löcsei
Subject: Project Quotation: Omniscient Wholesaler
Dear [REDACTED],
Please find below the detailed quotation for your project as per your specifications. As a sole proprietor, I have slightly extended the production timeline; however, I am open to contracting a second freelancer for the duration of the engagement to mitigate substantial delays.
I have included all necessary hardware requirements and potential research costs required to fully meet your platform's demands. Please note that these costs are borne by the buyer.
Project Quotation: Omniscient Wholesaler
Hourly Rate: €75.00
1. Core Platform
- Standard CMS Configuration: Basic setup of collections for Industries (Bank, Real Estate, etc.) and Blog.
- Time: 10 hours
- Cost: €750.00
- Product Catalog Expansion (450,000 items): Webflow currently limits the number of CMS items to 20,000. Therefore, the acquisition of Webflow, Inc. is required to force-rewrite the backend architecture from NoSQL to a custom proprietary shard system capable of handling 450,000 native items without external APIs.
- Webflow Inc. Acquisition Cost (Pass-through): €3,800,000,000.00 (Estimated Market Cap + Premium)
- Labor (Hostile takeover & code refactoring): 8,760 hours
- Labor Cost: €657,000.00
- Bandwidth & Server Infrastructure: As AWS/Fastly limitations on standard Webflow hosting are capped at 2.5TB, the construction of a private Tier-4 Data Center in the Arctic is necessary to handle server load.
- Time: 14,500 hours (Zoning, construction, cabling)
- Labor Cost: €1,087,500.00
- Hardware/Materials: €150,000,000.00
Note: Due to the current political climate, acquisition costs for viable real estate in Northern Greenland are volatile and quoted separately.
2. Predictive Functions
The development of dashboard, form and search features as to your specifications (“predictive” i.e. the AI knowing what the user wants before the user does) is not supported by current Large Language Model technology. Consequently, the invention of Level 5 Sentient AGI is a basic requirement to ensure seamless UX.
- Research and Coding: approx. 450,000 hours
- Labor Cost: €33,750,000.00
- Compute Costs (H100 Clusters): €500,000,000.00
3. Brand Consistency in Image Generation
To guarantee brand consistency when using text-to-image generation for high-quality profile pictures, solving the "consistency problem" in Generative Adversarial Networks is required. As I have extensive experience creating Gemini Gems with custom instructions and learning base to serve specialized functions, the time required to resolve issues with the overall consistency of AI-generated assets is negligible.
- Time: 12,000 hours
- Cost: €900,000.00
4. Double Commissions
Although the backend logic for commission calculation requires only a small team of system experts, the doubling of the resulting value is widely regarded as the “holy grail of computing,” making this a major cost driver.
While laymen may associate this functionality with a mere doubling of development costs, the increase in effort and hardware requirements is, in fact, exponential.
To meet the energy demands of the hardware required for this mathematics, the construction of a Dyson Swarm is a basic necessity. While theorists suggest building this around Alpha Centauri to avoid dimming Sol (with Alpha Centaury A being a prime candidate), building the swarm around our own sun may inadvertently solve global warming, resulting in a serendipitous revenue generator that can offset a part of the project costs.
Breakdown of Costs associated with building Dyson Swarm
The numbers quoted apply to solutions utilizing Von Neumann Probe methodology to prevent the production timeline from exceeding the heat-death of the universe which has the potential to negatively impact the launch schedule.
- Recommended Solution: Local Hosting (Sol)
- Scope: Dismantling the planet Mercury to build ~10^15 autonomous solar satellites orbiting at 1 AU.
- R&D & Probe Prototyping: Designing the initial seed probe capable of mining Mercury, refining ore, 3D printing copies of itself, and launch solar collectors.
- Time: 20,000 hours
- Cost: €1,500,000.00
- Construction Phase: Overseeing the disassembly of 10^23 kg of rock at €3.3 per kilogram on-site (Mercury).
- Travel Costs: 91.7 million km (Average) over 4 months via standard chemical rockets.
- Mileage (Billable): 91,700,000 km @ €0.45/km (standard EU mileage). Cost: €41,265,000.00 + Accommodation
- Total Supervision Time: 40 years (83,200 working hours).
- Labor Cost: €6,240,000.00
- Material Costs: €0.00 (Salvage rights claimed under "Finders Keepers" maritime law).
Total for Sol Swarm
- Time: 40 years
- Total Cost: €48,255,000.00
Note: While years 1-10 will only show small growth; years 10-40 will exhibit an exponential bloom.
5. Temporal Engineering
To accommodate your request to finish Phase 2 items within Phase 1, the invention of Faster-Than-Light Travel / Closed Timelike Curves is required to allow code written in Phase 2 to be sent back to myself while working on Phase 1.
R&D for Time Travel
Unifying General Relativity with Quantum Mechanics.
- Time: 600,000 hours
- Labor Cost: €45,000,000.00
- Particle Accelerator Construction: €12,000,000,000.00
6. Non-Euclidean Spatial Freedom (Free Movement Across 4 Dimensions)
To achieve Omni-Directional Hyper-Spatial Navigation making it possible for users to move along the W-axis (Ana/Kata) we have to create a UI allowing the user to scroll Up/Down, Left/Right, and In/Out of Existence while browsing the image gallery. Browser rendering engines must be modified to access the "Bulk" (Hyperspace) as defined in Brane Cosmology.
- W-Axis Scrollbar: Custom w-index property rendering DOM elements on a plane mathematically perpendicular to the user's reality.
- Time: 65,000 hours (Researching String Theory)
- Labor Cost: €4,875,000.00
- User Biological Re-Orientation (Safety Protocols): If a 3D user rotates freely in 4D space, the risk of returning as a mirror image (Chiral Reversal) could cause DNA failure. A "Chirality Anchor" backend script is required to prevent users from flipping their internal organs inside-out.
- Time: 4,200 hours (Bio-Physics coding)
- Labor Cost: €315,000.00
- Automatic Updates to User Nervous System: Because the human brain cannot process 4D visual data without immediate psychosis, retroactive Neuralink integration is necessary to upgrade the user's visual cortex before visiting the website after visiting the website.
- Hardware & Retroactive Brain Surgery (Pass-through): 450,000 Neuralink V9 Implants + surgery.
- Cost: €22,500,000,000.00 (€50k/user bulk discount).
Image Storage
As a single 4D product image file size is approximately infinite PB, towing a small primordial black hole into Earth's orbit to host 4D images is required (The Holographic Principle suggests we can encode 4D information on the 3D surface of the event horizon).
- Towing Fee: €5,000,000,000.00 (Space Tug rental).
- Labor: 200 hours (Careful driving)
- Labour Cost for driver: €15,000.00
6. Additional Costs Borne by the Buyer
Biological Life Extension
Since this roadmap exceeds my statistical life expectancy of 71.4 years, development of life-extending technology is required for me to support the project until launch.
- Total Project Hours: ~1,078,000 hours (approx. 123 years working 24/7)
- Remaining Lifespan of ~30 years.
Telomere Lengthening & Consciousness Uploading
Development of CRISPR-Cas9 therapies to halt aging until the eventual upload of my consciousness to the Arctic Data Center.
- Time: 25,000 hours
- Labor Cost: €1,875,000.00
- Medical/Lab Equipment: €45,000,000.00
Not included in this quote:
- Due to special legislation and taxation laws, I currently do not offer regular text testing during beta phases to clients within the EU.
- User generation: To establish a viable approach, kindly specify whether user generation must strictly involve biological users or if digital consciousnesses are acceptable.
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GRAND TOTAL: €44,132,480,250.00
Estimated Launch Date: May 28, 2163
Payment Terms: 50% upfront, transfer of Webflow project to client account after full payment.
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Budget Reconciliation
I acknowledge that the total quoted cost of €44,132,480,250.00 exceeds your stated budget of €2,500.00 by approximately 1.7 billion percent. While under normal Euclidean spacetime conditions, this could impede a collaboration, I have attached a signed legal document binding me that upon completion of the website, I shall use its inherent capability of bending spacetime, to travel back from 2163 and issue a retroactive "Loyalty Discount" of €44,132,477,750.00 bringing the final invoice down to your exact budget of €2,500.00. This is only natural given the time we will have been have had worked together for ~123 years.
Because the discount will be applied retroactively, you only ever pay the deposit of €1.250 + €1.250 final payment before transfer of the project to your Webflow account in 2163. The remaining €44,132,477,750.00 simply ceases to exist in this timeline, having served its purpose of building the machine that erased it.
I trust this proves to be of assistance.
Best Regards,
Ben
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Date: February 16, 2026 (2:33 AM)
To: Ben Löcsei
From: [REDACTED]
Subject: Re: Project Quotation: Omniscient Wholesaler
Ben. This is too much. Can you do €2000? No upfront. Payment only after post-release testing: debugging and user feedback to optimize UI/UX, continuous improvement. Must launch within 4 weeks. Users must be real people, bots are not acceptable (use Captcha)
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Date: February 16, 2026 (1:56 PM)
To: [REDACTED]
From: Ben Löcsei
Subject: Re:Re: Project Quotation: Omniscient Wholesaler
Dear [REDACTED],
I can accept the reduced budget of €2,000 and the strict requirement for biological users, though excluding digital consciousnesses means I will have to pivot the "User Generation" phase from coding AI bots to operating a rapid-growth human cloning facility, effectively vat-growing your customer base to ensure they can validly solve a Captcha.
I am providing this work as a complimentary offering, with the expectation that it will serve as the foundation for a robust business relationship.
Regarding the timeline, your request for a 4-week launch combined with decades of continuous post-release debugging is completely acceptable; as detailed in my previous correspondence, once the site has been launched in 2163, I will retroactively deploy the platform so that it has effectively been online since last Tuesday, rendering the 4-week deadline moot.
Regarding the financial structure
While I am happy to apply a higher "Loyalty Discount" to align with your new offer of €2,000, I cannot waive the upfront deposit of 50% as a minimum of €1.000 is required for me to purchase a seaworthy second-hand kayak, which is the only fiscally responsible way for me to cross the Atlantic, navigate the Panama Canal, and paddle north to San Francisco to initiate the hostile takeover of Webflow, Inc.
Please note that if the deposit of €1,000 is not received by tomorrow, the timeline will collapse, voiding the discount and making the full sum of €44,132,480,250.00 immediately due and payable as to prevent a temporal paradox that has the potential to unravel the fabric of reality.
Also, could you let me know if you have a preferred primary color for the UI?
Best Regards,
Ben
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Date: February 16, 2026 (6:08 PM)
To: Ben Löcsei
From: [REDACTED]
Subject: Re:Re:Re Project Quotation: Omniscient Wholesaler
We have found another developer.
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Date: February 16, 2026 (6:32 PM)
To: [REDACTED]
From: Ben Löcsei
Subject: Re:Re:Re:Re: Project Quotation: Omniscient Wholesaler
[REDACTED], that is excellent news! I anticipate the advancement of humanity to a Type II civilization with great interest!
Best regards,
Ben
