Runtime Errors

Dispatches from the digital trenches.
Creative Industry
20.3.26

The Agile Authopsy

A guide to freelance bankruptcy, agency survival, and the corporate art of doing absolutely nothing.

Offtopic
Detuschland
12.3.26

Flensburg, Bonn, Köln - Meine Jahre in Deutschland.

Herinsangeln und Scheinselbständigkeit.

Marketing Crimes
Design
9.3.26

Your Psy-Ops Are Not Working

If marketing agencies have access to Colombian assassins, this post might considerably raise my security concerns.

Webflow
Design
27.2.26

So you bought a Webflow template...

"Can I just customize it (real quick)?"

Funny Requests
23.2.26

Omniscient Wholesaler - Breaking The Fabric Of Spacetime for €2.500

I might have missed out on the project of my life.

Marketing Crimes
8.2.26

Use AI deploying emotional blackmail and gaslighting to beg me for a dollar

I've barely slept since I found this in my inbox.

Funny Requests
10.1.26

Request From Mental Institution

Ursprünglich wollte ich diesem Mann ein Angebot machen, aber Gemini stürzte weltweit ab, als ich um eine Interpretation bat (10.-13. Januar 2025)

Creative Industry
Marketing Crimes
8.1.26

The Lorem Ipsum of the 2020s

While doing research for this website, I went through the 100 latest portfolios and agency sites on a prestigious design platform. It was weird.

Creative Industry
4.11.25

The Great Title Inflation

An attempt at making sense of titles used in the creative/IT industry today.